Gotham is so bad, I think it gave me cancer

Gotham gives the impression of some subpar police show that was thrown back and told "You need a gimmick"... That gimmick? BATMAN! Kind of. Not really but you get the feeling someone said "Hey, Batman is popular and Batman fanboys are idiots that will lap up anything even remotely Batman related!" and with such a profound indictment of the bottomless, ruinous stupidity of fanboys - Gotham was greenlit.

It's quite possible doctorates will be penned on the terribleness of this show. For something to prime an audience on a show, it has one trick "HEY, YOU KNOW BATMAN STUFF?! Do you? DO YOU? DO YOU?!?!" because nothing else in the show is worth noting... well, nothing good.

The acting is wooden, the directing and editing is piss poor. We're supposed to believe that all these characters in Batman lore are interconnected from before the word go and hey, there's nothing wrong with re-imaginings but prequels are always a nightmare, even when well conceived and this is anything but that.

Catwoman witnesses the murder of Batman's parents, Jim Gordon (and Harvey Bullock) investigate. Montoya is tipped off it was a framejob (on Poison Ivy's father) by the Penguin, The Riddler works in the police department. Oh and obviously, they're all doing their schtick. Riddler riddles, Catwoman (a peri-pubescent youth) is flipping around the rooftops, Poison Ivy is always fondling plants, the Penguin starts out with an umbrella.

This stuff makes Smallville seem Shakespearean by comparison.  Even Arrow!

So bad it's awful.